You are an actual terrible person. (jk ily, and this is amazing.) If I were letting myself be ME, I'd pick episodes that make you think Andy Wyatt is actually a series regular (aka the rightful lead) on this show. However, in fairness, here's what I've got, in chronological order:
01. Pilot (You can all get your fat asses out of my White House.) 02. Five Votes Down (Toby's a nice name, don't you think?) 03. Six Meetings Before Lunch (You're talking to me during The Jackal?) 04. Let Bartlet Be Bartlet (I serve at the pleasure of the President.) 05. Mandatory Minimums (In fact, just date the National League, would ya?) 06. The Midterms (In this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.) 07. Two Cathedrals (You've never had a big sister and you need one.) 08. Gone Quiet (I say, you lost your boat in the wrong part of the world, Mr. President.) 09. The Women of Qumar (They're beating the women, Nancy.) 10. Bartlet For America (Ain't nothin' but a family thing.) 11. Dead Irish Writers (You don't think I want to write a book one day?) 12. 20 Hours in America (First guy to miss has to shave his beard.) 13. Debate Camp (I said under no circumstances to marrying you again.) 14. Game On (Unfunded mandate is two words, not one big word.) 15. Election Night (You gotta go outside, turn around three times and curse.) 16. Process Stories (85% of what kind of backward population votes for this woman?) 17. Holy Night (He made ladies' raincoats and before that he worked for Murder Incorporated.) 18. Privateers (It's not a hazing. They don't do that.) 19. Evidence of Things Not Seen (I thought my reflexes before, in the Press Room, were catlike.) 20. Commencement (You're just too sad for me, Toby.) 21. The Supremes (I love her mind, I love her shoes.) 22. Institutional Memory (You don't need a pardon; you need a frying pan to the side of your head.)
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on 2011-07-15 01:59 am (UTC)01. Pilot (You can all get your fat asses out of my White House.)
02. Five Votes Down (Toby's a nice name, don't you think?)
03. Six Meetings Before Lunch (You're talking to me during The Jackal?)
04. Let Bartlet Be Bartlet (I serve at the pleasure of the President.)
05. Mandatory Minimums (In fact, just date the National League, would ya?)
06. The Midterms (In this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.)
07. Two Cathedrals (You've never had a big sister and you need one.)
08. Gone Quiet (I say, you lost your boat in the wrong part of the world, Mr. President.)
09. The Women of Qumar (They're beating the women, Nancy.)
10. Bartlet For America (Ain't nothin' but a family thing.)
11. Dead Irish Writers (You don't think I want to write a book one day?)
12. 20 Hours in America (First guy to miss has to shave his beard.)
13. Debate Camp (I said under no circumstances to marrying you again.)
14. Game On (Unfunded mandate is two words, not one big word.)
15. Election Night (You gotta go outside, turn around three times and curse.)
16. Process Stories (85% of what kind of backward population votes for this woman?)
17. Holy Night (He made ladies' raincoats and before that he worked for Murder Incorporated.)
18. Privateers (It's not a hazing. They don't do that.)
19. Evidence of Things Not Seen (I thought my reflexes before, in the Press Room, were catlike.)
20. Commencement (You're just too sad for me, Toby.)
21. The Supremes (I love her mind, I love her shoes.)
22. Institutional Memory (You don't need a pardon; you need a frying pan to the side of your head.)